Awards season is just around the corner. Who will win the most coveted awards? More importantly, who gives a crap?
Can you name the movie that won the Academy Award for “Best Film” in 2021?
Have you seen a single film that’s nominated for 2022?
Do you care what the 2022 Oscar winner has to say about whatever social cause they’re pretending to care about this year?
Answer: of course not.
But perhaps more Americans would care about awards shows if the powers that be would pay tribute to those TRULY great moments in cinematic history – those moments that have very little to do with plot or character development and everything to do with the exquisite and artistic depiction of bum slug expulsion.
The stuffed shirts at the Motion Picture Academy of Arts and Sciences might be constipated. They might turn their noses up at cinematic prairie dogging. But we at the Hammer and Nigel Show will not allow history to forget these truly great moments in toilet scene history.
Bridesmaids, 2011: “Look Away!”
Dumb and Dumber, 1994: “Diuretic Delights!”
Lethal Weapon 2, 1989: “I’m Gonna Die On The Toilet, Aren’t I?”
Austin Powers, International Man Of Mystery 1997: “Who Does #2 Work For?”
Meet The Parents, 2000: “Did You Flush The Toilet?”
Hammer and Nigel share a few more on our list in today’s edition of “Is This Anything?”
