Funniest Dirty Pick-Up Lines

"Let's pretend I'm the Titanic and you're the ocean, I'll go down on you." — Wesmore24"I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me." — madlaceann"I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down." — deleted"Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your ass calling me." — jaimedieuetilmaime“Are those pants from space? Because your ass is out of this world.” — jaimedieuetilmaime“Are you a sea lion? ‘Cause I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.” — undignifiedstrut“You remind me of a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.” — danman1232“Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.” — anonymous“Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw.” — CylentShadow"So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?" — unusualmusicianAdvertisement“Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out." — robotwarlordelephant"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.” — Pannanana“If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.” — missminimoo“Hey baby, are you a tiny wooden stick and I'm an equal amount of red phosphorus? Because we're a match!” — Enzo1030“Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.” — domokitten“Are you the University of Phoenix? Because I'm pursuing you online from my couch.” — explodingcharmbomb"Are you Little Cesars? Because you're hot and I'm ready." — Tess_ORourke

Dirty Pick-Up Lines That Are A Little Sexual

"Need a pillow to sit on? I can be yours if you want." — LeisRatio“They say you are what you eat. If that's true, I could be you by morning.” — IAmTall“My magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear. Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast.” — Danielle825“Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.” — TheAlphaBlob"Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror?" — cata2k“There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!” — IranianGenius"That shirt looks very becoming on you. Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too." — ANBU_Black_0psAdvertisement"Fun fact about me, pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed." — Clover_North

Cute But Dirty Pick-Up Lines That Aren’t Too Cheesy

"Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your ass calling me." — jamiedieuetilmaime“Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table later tonight.” — GreekGeek6467"Is your name winter? ‘Cause you'll be coming soon." — Didi_Castle“Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I wanna tap that ass.” — nrtphotos“Let’s play house! You'll be the door and I'll slam you.” — Thickboned_jones“You got a phone in your back pocket? ‘Cause that ass is calling me.” — tandra17"Hey baby did you buy those pants on sale? Because at my place they're 100 percent off." — Fluffysniper

Dirty Pick-Up Lines To Say To Women

“Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.” — supream-potato“Do you have pet insurance? No. That's too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight.” (via anonymous)“Those are some nice legs. What time do they open?” — anonymous“I was on Tinder and swiped right on a girl with the same name as me. I sent the first message, and it rea, ‘I've always wanted to date myself!!’” — ajd011394“Is your name Medusa? ‘Cause I'm rock hard.” — ShortDashAdvertisement"Hey girl, are you an escalator? Because I wanna go down on you." — anonymous

Dirty Pick-Up Lines To Say To Men

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